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furtle

To cut a hole in a poster / picture / photo etc usually around the mouth or crotch, and proceed to perform lude acts involving your penis and/or toungue.
Wow, I got a Christina Aguilera poster and she's so hot!!!

*late that night, he cuts a hole in the poster furtles it*
by Six April 4, 2004
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fourteen and a half

When you suddenly think of something you want to say, but you don't want to interrupt someone else, you would say "Fourteen and a half <whatever>." Where the <whatever> is replaced by something that would remind you later of what it was you wanted to say. (For those of us who would forget if they don't say it right away.)
Sara wants to tell Ashley about a friend and her incident with cheddar cheese, but Ashley is in the middle of a great story of her own. Sara would pipe in "Fourteen and a half cheddar cheese" or "Fourteen and a half cheese incident." After Ashley finishes her story, either Sara or Ashley would say, "So yeah, fourteen and a half cheddar cheese?"
by FizzyBee January 5, 2009
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The Council of Fourteen minus Ten

The Council of Fourteen minus Ten is an Ancient order founded by four Legendary Heroes, Lord Snaffles, God The Great, Fonzi McDepp, and Batman. The Council sees all and Rules all If you are not bowing to the Council you should be.
OBEY THE COUNCIL OR DIE

14 - 10 = awesome
by Lord Snaffles April 6, 2005
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fourtwenty

Time of day to turn on music and get relaxed...; )
At fourtwenty, me and my friends were doing the same thing at the same time. Even if we were all at our own homes.
by sheila August 5, 2003
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Fourteen

What six times four equals.
Teacher: What is six times four?
Student: Fourteen, LOL!
by Fifi McFeef September 30, 2007
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furtle

An English term form the 18th century.

To draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.
You can't furtle worth shit kyle! Your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!
by Aaron October 9, 2004
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Fourtied

jizz on
"dood...i think i just fourtied myself"
by laxplr May 14, 2010
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