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Dwarf Fortress

A multitude of Fun.

This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins.

Oh, and it's ASCII.
Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike?
Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died.
Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit...
Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII!
Greg: Gaaaaaaaay.
Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!
by Red Fortune May 31, 2009
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Fortissamo

The act of running full sprint naked. Next tuck your nut-sack into your ass-crack and jump up doing a toe touch. Then proceed to land on your ass onto a plunger.
"Nick, I saw Olar giving himself the Fortissamo in the bathroom after class!"
by Brandaminator October 9, 2006
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Team Fortress

A mod for the original Quake. Arguably the best FPS mod ever.
"Team Fortress is better than Counter Strike. No, I'm serious."
by Tyler June 11, 2006
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fortissimo

A dynamic level in music. Basically, very loud.
The drummer was playing almost as loud as a Fortissimo level.
by RealSGII2 December 11, 2018
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Team Fortress 2

The best game ever made made by valve that is about a team mercenaries killing another team of mercenaries.
Examples of why team fortress 2 is art: Pootis spencer here, spa sappin mah sentry, demopan, spycrab and everything that a game would wish to have.

James "Hey want to play some Team fortress 2? "
Me: "fuck off mate"
by Yes haha September 16, 2018
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Morgan Fortier

A very outstanding girl. Beautiful in the way friends and family love her. Generally nice. She is cool and loves the outdoors. More specifically is a musically type loves to sing and is good at it. She is the type a boy would be attractive to. She would be a cheerleader and soon to be a professional. She is awesome and will always be. She will become the greatest person you will ever meet.
by Bino molenda April 26, 2017
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mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.
Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...
by superm0nkey May 20, 2007
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