worthless

magikarp

magikarp is one of the most worthless pokemon. it's only purpose is to evolve into gyrados.

by THE AMERICANS September 4, 2009

Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.

Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude

by mregina August 27, 2016

Worthless Friend

A friend that pretty much you can do without. Usually labeled as a friend but does nothing for you except waste your time doing bullshit, trying to get ahead of you and just bringing you down in life. If you have friends like this, you will most likely become a loser in life. I had a friend like this but recently stopped talking to him. Now my life is 100% better.

you know who you are...

I hate worthless friends

by he knows who he is May 27, 2011

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

by PFesser April 19, 2018

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 Is a FPS shooter game where you can plays as Characters such as Scout,Medic, and spy and some more. Team Fortress 2 Is an online game where you can play with real people or your friends. The community of Team Fortress 2 is very friendly nobody is really mean which is great. Team Fortress 2 came out in 2005 and gets updates rarely so there’s sadly not going to be a Team Fortress 3.

Guy 1: Hey wanna play Team Fortress 2 today?
Guy 2: Sure that game is very fun!

by That one dude eating lettuce March 6, 2023

Fortress of Solitude

1. The place that serves as a base for superman. It was first seen in superman #17 on the borders of metropolis, however it is now usually thought to be located in antartica.

2. The bathroom at work, in it's solitude, you can have a few minutes of peace and quiet.

I'll call you from the fortress of solitude, in a few minutes.

by ratpak5 March 22, 2011

worthless women

Worthless Women are self centered and end up alone in their lives.
They are very dependent on their parents for everything. From making decisions to constantly trying to please them, for fear of rejection.
These type women should not have children...

Worthless women are either not working or is working from 8 to 5. If they are working they value their jobs more then life itself. They carry the fear of being fired. Very critical towards themselves and others. And deceitful with those around them.

by survivor August 7, 2006