Switzerland

The best country in the world.

"Where do you wish to live when you get old?"--"Switzerland."

by Qiu Qiu March 8, 2023

Switzerland

A country whose people think every good thing comes from themselves and the bad ones from the foreigners who live there.

1. Switzerland is a country which is obssessed with being "neutral"!

by schwitz May 22, 2005

switzerland

The Nuetral one

I decided I am being switzerland.

by Nick s. April 3, 2004

Switzerland

an awesome landlocked country that lies in the middle of Europe. Switzerland is often mistaken for Sweden or Swaziland. Dumb Americans generally believe that people from Switzerland speak "Swiss" when actually German and French are its main languages.

Switzerland also is a place full of as many expats and foreigners as actual Swiss citizens. International schools rule the country with its crazy students from all over the world.

Mike (an American)- Yo, you lived in Switzerland for 10 years... Does that mean you speak fluent Swiss?
Sarah (girl who lived in Switzerland)- No dumbass, I speak French! Swiss isn't a language.

Kelly- I go to International school in Switzerland, but I'm actually American.
Tony- No way! I go to International school in Switzerland too, but I'm Venezuelan!

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

Switzerland

A neutral zone u take when ur friends r in a fight and want u to choose sides.

Person 1: "dude did u see the fight at last night's party?"
Person 2: "Yes! That was intense! The guys r asking me to choose sides do"
Person 1: "I'm being switzerland, I'm not taking any part in this!"

by French girl October 25, 2014

Switzerland

1) A small landlocked country in Europe.
2) Being neutral.

1) Dude im going to Switzerland this summer!
2) Im going Switzerland on this one.

by Holyswagness December 9, 2013

Switzerland

Piggy bank of the world.

White, clean, conservative, bland, boring.

by Marquis de Carabas November 14, 2003