Pulling a len

when you jack-off in a urinal while in school, get caught by a teacher, then get detention for it.

hey why is Mike in detention?" "he got caught pulling a len.

by Thomas A. Pacifica November 02, 2010

len merde

A slick haitian word meaning fuck off.

ur pissing me off man! len merde!

by lil wade October 30, 2006

lens crapper

When you take out your contact and rub in in someone's asshole, then put in back in your eye.

I think I got pink eye because I was pulling a lens crapper with my girlfriend last night!

by rocky bottom November 23, 2011

Len

A fucking assholl he will cheat on you
He will talk shit about you behind your back
And he has a small dick

Person : you cheated on me

Random person in de back : he must be a len

by SuCk mY P p November 21, 2019

Circle Lens

A type of contact lens that is particularly popular among those of Asian descent, they create the effect of a larger iris. These contacts are readily available online and in a wide array of different colors. Some users have reported to have vision difficulty after prolonged usage.

Person 1: Damn, look at all those Asian girls with circle lenses. That's hot.
Person 2: They kind of look like aliens.

by Anon Asian July 07, 2008

len brown

To have sex with an Asian hooker in a mayoral or government office

Example:
Christian: I heard you did a Len Brown with Ms. Wong last night

Len brown: You're damn right i did.

by The_Punanny_master October 15, 2013

Lens Envy

When you have a big SLR camera and you walk past someone with the same camera but a bigger lens.
And you both silently acknowledge that their lens is better, and you see them get a smug smile.

Dude, that chick has the same camera as me with a bigger lens, and I can see her feeling smug about it. I think I've got lens envy!

by Trollolololool July 27, 2011