Carbo footprint

1. A measure of carbohydrate consumption.

2. The imprint left on a chair after someone gets up.

3. Ass.

1. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."

2. "I gotta take a leak, hold my drink."

"Dude, you better switch to light beer when you get back - look at the size of your carbo footprint!"

3. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."

by Muneer March 28, 2008

MAYO FOOTPRINT

MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES

JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.

by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009

Concrete Footprint

When a man is having sex and you cover him in concrete,wait for it to set then there is a chisal in the womans cervix and the man has to pull it out with his cock and chisal his way out.

"Want to do a concrete footprint?" "It was a good concrete footprint we had last night." "lol concrete footprint lolololololol"

by Edward Elric May 23, 2012

carbon footprint offset

A boondoggle involving polluting one geographical location with excessive use of carbon-based fuel while paying to promote clean energy in another geographical location, and claiming one offsets the other, thus yielding neutral pollution.

Al Gore rationalizes his profligate use of $30,000/year in electricity and natural gas at his home in Nashville by partially funding clean energy production in other areas, terming this a "carbon footprint offset". It is tantamount to dumping garbage on the streets of Nashville and "offsetting" it by paying for street cleanup in Seattle.

by Mondo Fuego March 2, 2007

Digital Footprint

A fine line between life and death

With your digital footprint, you can died miserably, either by committing suicide (due to extremely embarrassing footprint) or murdered (due to extremely provocative and agitative footprint)

by Sir. B February 9, 2021

Footprints in the Sand

My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,

it was then that ******I carried you.******* WROOONNGGGG....

Read it the right way...
Read it my way….

My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,

it was then that ********you yourself have to carry your own self out of your own life's messes.********"

You can never pray to ALIENS from the 13th planet to vindicate yourself from your own life's problems, mistakes, paranoia, Debt, etc… you have to vindicate yourself with everything you have done wrong on THIS PLANET...

Footprints in the Sand
Placebo "Infra-RED"
Placebo "Meds"
Placebo = altered Free Choice

by blthrskt November 28, 2009

Carbon Footprint Corncob

The corncob lodge up the ass of the Anthropogenic climate change fanatics.

"You know every time you drive your SUV Gaia dies a little more."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."

by Emperor Zoltan the great December 16, 2008