footing off

masterbation with the feet

dude i walked in on billy footing off yesterday

by footinoff September 15, 2009

Pussy footing

It's not what I thought it meant.

Fez: Okay, stop pussy footing around! ...and that's not what I thought it meant.

Hyde: What are you talking about?

by Donna Forman November 3, 2011

footitis

when you have hurt feet :

ex;
Caitlin-"Josh my feet hurt."
Josh-"You've got footitis."
<3. lmfao.

by CAITLIN MARY January 5, 2008

footie

The act of stroking a penis with a foot or feet

Girl: Do you want a hand job?
Guy: Lets change it up, how 'bout a footie?

by Young bull May 29, 2008

monkey footing

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

by brons December 30, 2007

footie pajamas

Pajamas inexplicably designed with feet. A clear indicator of whether someone watches you in your sleep or not.

Oh shit, my roommate has footie pajamas. I know for sure she watches me in my sleep now!

by creepcreepcreep November 15, 2009

footie

What the Australians also refer to as Aussie rules football. The Australian version of football. It's more like a big oval shaped pitch on which a bunch of guys try to slaughter each other with every trick they can come up with.

"Don't forget to sign your life insurance policy before goin to Footie, luv!"

by Flo January 27, 2004