follicular fondling

The act of getting your played with whether by a professional, loved one or friend.

Another, more intimate, word for hair action

I'm going to the hairdresser's for some follicular fondling.

by TheHairGoddess October 4, 2010

iPad Fondling

When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.

Person 1: Did you hear Jane iPad fondling at the party last night?

Person 2: Yeah it was so annoying!

by IPad Fondler September 11, 2011

foogling

the act of searching random fetishs on google

"yo man! i was foogling banana fetish and got 3,600,000 results!"

by canyoubelieveit December 26, 2008

Freedom Fondling

Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape

Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”

by Make-sex-great-again April 6, 2019

Fogling

Instead of using a penis, use a solidified poop to elicit orgasm.

I was Fogling with Maria, and then she groaned in pleasurable agony

by Quellstorm March 27, 2015

fooblings

Fooblings are the Underlings of Commander H4cl and Commander fo0ob, who achieve total pwnageof the world. Fooblings are used to kill people. To contact a foobling, message compd000d, t4d4sh1, or fo0ob on AIM (AOL INSTANT MESSENGER)

Oh my gawd, a foobling just fooking ate my children.

by Commander h4cl January 5, 2004

Dong fongling

The act of repeatedly junk slapping something when you have a massive dong.

Everyone has a fetish, everyone. Tim prefers leather, Jack prefers dress up, and Al prefers dong fongling.

by White lancer August 25, 2012