mother fondler

1. one who lovingly caresses various female parental units

2. an insult

1. I'm a mother fondler.

2. Goodness darn, that mother fondler!

by cerealman July 6, 2011

cock foggler

1. one who performs an action similar to fogging one’s glasses or polishing an apple on the male genitalia

2. used as an insult towards someone who is stupid or annoying

That dude is a real cock foggler.

by Richard D. Foggsworth January 15, 2022

VCR Fondler

One who gets sexual pleasure from touching VCRs in special ways.

That bitch raped my new sony, I swear to god I'll get that VCR Fondler.

by Toxic Rage November 19, 2004

The fingler

Person who performs the act of fingering or attempt to finger. The act of fingering could include attempt to finger such as slipping a finger into the front pocket area with the sole intent on getting near the vagina or a straight approach of the finger direct onto the vagina without care of the fingered participant or in some cases non-participant.

Jeeze did you see Mike slip that finger into her pocket and pull her in close. Mike has a habit of reaching towards her waist subtly brushing her vagina with intent to "gain a feel" Mike is known as The Fingler

by TheBoyScout! March 20, 2017

K-Vegas Fetus Fondler

The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.

Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."

Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"

by ScissorMeXerxes December 13, 2010

dick fondler

Means that you are gay

OMFG dex is a dick fondler!

by Bear October 12, 2004

little Lord Fontlerroy

1. A little bitch.
2. An unmanly man.
3. A gay man with girlish looks.

1. They dressed me up like Little Lord Fontlerroy.
2. My little brother is like Little Lord Fontlerroy.
3. This faggot in front of me looks like Little Lord Fontlerroy.

by Mowens August 4, 2006