nick foster

a guy whose dick is the size of a big clit.

"my girlfriends clit looks like nick fosters dick"

by nickfostersboyfriend March 19, 2021

festered

If you're 'festered', you're stoned to the bone, maybe you're drunk as a skunk, or perhaps both. Either way, you're an inebriated son of a bitch with the munchies and a 'let's fuckin party' kinda attitude. Popularly used in Santa Cruz, California.

Dylan was so festered last night, he chased his tequila with a bite of mac n cheese.

by GlazedEyeGal February 6, 2019

Foster's Law

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.

Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.

by Giles Coren August 22, 2022

floch forster

king of paradise

floch forster is my king

by king floch March 20, 2022

Pulling a Foster

Dating and/or hooking up with a freshman in high school when you are a Senior in high school or older.

"Hey who is Marcus walking down the hallway with? She looks like an 11 year old."

"Oh I can't believe you didn't hear about Marcus pulling a Foster! He's been porking that freshman for weeks now."

by shallb1502 September 21, 2011

fooster

to dawdle, waste time with mindless tasks
probably comes from Ireland
a person who foosters is a foosterer

She is always late because she foosters around while getting ready.

by momlemu October 12, 2004

Foster The People

Great band from Los Angeles formed in 2009 who make music which is mostly in the Indie Rock and Indie Pop genre. Made songs such as Pumped Up Kicks, which was popular during the summer of 2011, and Helena Beat. The entire album 'Torches' is very good, receiving great reviews from critics overall.
The band is made up of Mark Foster, who does vocals, Mark Pontius, who does the drums and Cubbie Fink who does the bass guitar. Isom Innis and Sean Cimino - also known as "Mago" which means "wizard" in Italian, as he is a "wizard" guitarist - also do live shows with Foster The People, making them part of the band as well.

"Who did that awesome song Pumped Up Kicks?"
"Oh, Foster The People, they're amazing."

by SophieLouise1018 May 30, 2013