fobbiness

n. the quality of being a FoB (Fresh off the Boat Asian immigrant) Usually characterized by wearing UNIQLO or Hang Ten brands, drinking pearl milk tea, and listening to Asian pop music on an MP3 player with mostly pirated songs. The adjective form is "fobby." The fobbier someone is, the worse their English is. Once someone has been in the US long enough to speak English, they're no longer "fresh" and they become stale FoBs.

An aura of fobbiness exuded around the Cal exchange students singing Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats in their broken English, and I couldn't help but laugh.

by kiwigummy April 28, 2011

fobblegobble

when you are really confused

this test left me fobblegobbled

by pammanx February 16, 2022

Fobbish

One who resembles Hojin. Saying phrases without words such as "am, and, the"; the state of being fresh off the boat

"I Hojin, you dead!"

by Chris Chang October 29, 2003

fobsquad

A group of bumbling asians who are academically orientated. They never leave the group and often laugh at each other's expense.

The fobsquad at Sydney always eat at buffets.

by Chony Chong November 8, 2008

fobby

adjective of FOB.

that guy is so fobby, when he goes the the bar, he wears thong slippers and tube socks.

by stephanie rosero February 12, 2003

fobbly wobbly

A faggot named William

Fobbly Wobbly is a bitch.

by CringeyWeebDude March 3, 2019

fobbit

n. anyone who enlisted in the military and was able to score over 90 on the ASVAB, therefore qualifying for any job OTHER than the infantry, artillery or cavalry.

That fobbit never has to ruck or dodge bullets. I wish I had his job.

by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009