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by i76kjglkjg September 27, 2022
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A clusterfuck for people who can't spell
"This is a flustercuck!... Hold up, that doesn't sound right"
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Fustercluck

Fustercluck is a word you use to describe someone that induces headaches. They are so ruthlessly stupid that they infect you with their sheer stupidity hence why you fuck up the word cluster fuck.
Fuck me. MARTIN! you are such a fustercluck I can't even... Just fuck off Martin.
by Renifer August 17, 2019
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I heard Charles tried to go to South Sudan, he said it was a goddamn fustercluck
by Imaherethen March 21, 2023
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Flusterfucked

When someone is extremely flustered to rhe point your face is very red
"Oh my god i was just talking to my friend today and he said something that left me flusterfucked*
by Mudzy's Baby. August 27, 2023
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A person who gets flustered easily, so much so that a single flirt or romantic/sexual indication might as well make them scream into a pillow, kick their feet non-stop, blush intensely, and have many other over-the-top reactions related to being flustered.
A: Hey, is your boyfriend alright? He's been red as a tomato all morning!

B: Oh yeah, I told him I would give him kisses till he's breathless, that's why.

A: I see... He's a flusterfuck, alright.

B: Definitely.
by C'monIcarus February 12, 2024
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where you're flustered into a frustrated state
I'm just so flusterfucked because he/she called be beautiful/handsome
by luvbug.4.life September 14, 2025
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