flurkle

First used in a Sparknotes article, a flurkle is a flirtatious chuckle used by women to get the attention of other men. It is usually very high pitched and often followed by "That's SO funny!!!!"

Girl 1: Yeah did you see Clarissa clinging to Brad today?

Girl 2: Seriously! I cannot stand her flurkle!

by theonewhodidthis February 5, 2010

Flunker

When a male has an erection before sex, usually in his own pants

Damn dude, I was totally going to get with Jessica but I had to act like a flunker before i even got some pussy.

by Ground Queef June 14, 2010

Funkleberry Finn

A country boy with the heart of a soul-man.

Put down that bass and tend to the crops Funkleberry Finn!

by Savage Master Package January 19, 2011

Flunkerdoob

Aggressive behavior in adult slot machine gamblers

Person 1: "Yo, that guy looks like he lost a lot in a slot machine."
Person 2: "I know, and he's taking his flunkerdoob out on that vending machine."

by Doobius Language July 16, 2022

bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.

"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."

by linkle finkle October 29, 2017

Punk Flunkie

A cunning little brat who loves to do bad things

Holy Moly, that girl Ava is a Punk Flunkie and that's fo sho

by Peadar92 September 1, 2022

Flungle

(n.) A Catastrophe or Accident caused by inexperience or clumsiness. Marked by its huge amount of wasted time, effort and/or expense in the face of previously provided good advice.

1) 9/11 was a flungle by the Bush Administration.

2) I told you not to drink and fight. Your face is a total flungle.

3) My car was nice before I crashed it when it snowed. Now its a flungle.

4) The DMV is run like a flungle.

by Jacob Perrotta January 25, 2009