flumpy

the act of oral sex perform on a human while taking a shit

The ho sucked my cocker while I was dropping a deuce.

by Vlad July 24, 2003

flumpy

The act of performing oral sex while the receiver is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a case of bad diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

by Flumpy Master May 13, 2005

Flumpy

An Adjective describing the fatness and lumpiness of ones bodily features

Kaleb: Yo Morgan, You see grandma over there?
Morgan: Yeah bro, She looking Mad Flumpy right now my guy

by Papa Kale May 26, 2020

Flumpy

A word used to describe someone who is fat and lumpy, or just a big ego

Boy, that Brendan sure is flumpy.

by tommorello June 3, 2008

Flumpy

When you feel depressed and grumpy and just can’t be bothered for life. Essentially when you just feel “ugh”

“Guys i feel flumpy right now, ughhh”

by lrose21 November 18, 2019

Flumpkin

After getting a blumpkin getting fucked on the toilet while taking a dump

First I got a blumpkin then she got on top and fucked me and I invent flumpkin By Bruce Song

by Bruce song January 14, 2017

Flumpy

A state of being involving being very in love, having weird sleeping patterns, and eating junk food.

After all that purple drink and pizza and sex, I'm flumpy.

by uhotatg September 17, 2013