flowerpony

someone who thinks they are cool by acting "cool" or wearing certain clothes.

They think they are a horse but they are really just a pony so they wear flowers to subsatute for not being cool. they think they look cool becouse they are wearing flowers. But in reality they look like a flowerpony. Like a hipster.

by GrimfullFate March 8, 2015

flowerfucked

When you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen.

Friend: Are you crying?

You: No, I just got flowerfucked in the face!

by j2themfk August 19, 2011

flowerboy

a marijuana salesman.

"im coming to town for a few days and im running dry, you got a flowerboy?"

by shartrocket July 16, 2018

Flowerbomb

the act of shitting on ones chest after gently laying flowers across their body

john: ohh genie i love you so much, im gonna do something hot
...time passes and he flowerbombs her

genie: ohh john thats too hot, i love u too...mmmmMMMmmm

by elemeno March 10, 2008

flowerbomb

Sending someone flowers to a place he or she will be embarrassed to receive them.

On Valentine's Day we all chipped in to flowerbomb that fat, squidly guy at work by sending him a dozen roses from "A Secret Admirer."

by GoDugGo January 12, 2013

sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss

Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot

by Buckfucker May 11, 2015

flowercore

A genre that can be used to describe the new sound of certain bands most notably Inflames and Soilwork. Normally the vocals try to sound "br00tal" but actually end up sounding like celine dion trying to growl. Lyrical themes are typical emo teen angst to inner struggles, or even meaningless shit. Former talented Melodic death/Gothenburg bands Inflames & Soilwork currently lead the movement. Most of their current fans ignore the bands earlier sound and pretend it never existed, vice versa for the old fans.

Old Melodic Death Inflames Lyrics
"in your world, the day is no threat
in my world, there is an absence of light
"genetic superior cell" controlled
by the fathomless and unbearable" -Colony

New Flowercore Inflames Lyrics
"It burns, it rips, it hurts"- Leeches

Old Melodic Death Soilwork Lyrics
Treasurize this entertainment now!
By public demand we work for this pleasure. -Generation Speedkill.

New Flowercore Soilwork Lyrics
"I'm waiting for something to show,
I might as well (go kiss a guy)...
Just drag me down so low!" - Stabbing the Drama

Ander Friden: "It Huuuuurrrts IT RIPPPPS IT BUUURRRNSSS" *pulls out blade* */wrist*
Anders Friden: /wrists for flowercore!!
IF Fans: There are rumours that these guys had albums before Reroute to remain.
IF Fans2: Nah those who say that are just a bunch of posers.
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Bjorn:I'm waiting for something to show, *kisses guy*
Rob Halford: Me Next!

by Anders Friden December 29, 2008