text flirting

(verb)

-to engage a text conversation with a person of interest with flirtatious intent
-sending messages that seem innocent, but have sexual undertones and innuendos
-often done as a preliminary test to determine the best way to seduce the other person
-widely used due to its convenience and inconspicuousness

Guy 1: "yo, what's up with you and Kelley?"
Guy 2: "not sure yet, but we've been text flirting like crazy the past couple days"
Guy 1: "yeah man! you gonna hit that shit!"

text flirting in action:
John: "hey cutie, wut u up to?"
Jane: "hmm, not much. just at home watchin tv"
John: "im jealous....wish i could be there too ;)"
Jane: "lol ur too funny! it is prtty cold here, too bad i dun have any1 here to warm me up..."

by zpaw July 12, 2009

Frosting the turd

The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.

My buddy was frosting the turd last night .

by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010

jizz-frosting

Noun. Residual morning after cum stuck between your penis and underwear.
Syn. Zopohin

I dreamt of this fine ass bitch and all I got is jizz-frosting...

by FunkyJoe April 6, 2003

Idle Flirting

When two people engage in regular actions of flirting but it doesn't conclude to anything other than to flirt.

Omg, Jessica and Alex are always idle flirting in math.

by The Ultimate idle flirter February 21, 2009

Frosting the Gimp

After a woman has major surgery and can not have sex.. advise the man to kneel over her in bed and spank it all over her tummy.

She is not allowed to have intercourse for four weeks? Sounds like someone needs to be frosting the gimp!

by Pinguparts September 12, 2009

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014

Straight Girl Flirting

Identical to genuine flirting, straight girl flirting is the casual intimacy between two female friends that heterosexual women find normal, but is torture for any bisexual or lesbian women who end up attracted to them.

Is Sadie gay or not? She keeps touching my hair and giggling but I think she's just straight girl flirting

by Alex the Tired Lesbian September 3, 2017