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Floppy

A girl who is crazy, funny, loud but also shy.
wow floppy has floppy ankles!
by floppy! March 10, 2022
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floppiness

Floppiness, when muscles are so weak you struggle to stand move or sometimes even breath for no reason what so ever. Be aware to stand around people when they say they suffer from floppiness.....chances are they might just fall over.
Alex: "Where's Bob gone?"
Tim: "Oh he's lying on the pavement, he suffers from floppiness"
by creatives4 April 24, 2014
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Floppy

White South African vernacular to describe someone of a darker hue. Pejorative term used for years within earshot of the subject. See also zot kaffir
Ach my boete that Nelson Mandela is not your usual kind of floppy.
by Hugobear2 May 30, 2018
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Floppy

The action of making your package "flop" up and down making a slapping or clapping noise.
Bill just flopped his balls.
by JDrodriguez17 February 20, 2004
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Floppy; The Segraves Floppy

The act of a male slightly spreading his legs and swinging the genitals back and forth causing them to hit the front and back of the pelvis, creating a "Flop" sound. Can also be performed during the dance of the Hula Floppy. Sounding simple in theory, most mens sachels' are to sensitive and not large enough to withstand the force of swinging.
A:What's that sound?
B:Oh thats just Floppy; The Segraves Floppy man.
A:Holy crap..I could totally do that!
B:Bet you can't fool.
A:<attempts floppy> Dude, you're right...That just hurts my balls to much.
by Jefftaco January 1, 2009
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flog the floppies

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.
Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.
by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft
Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ
by tybjack December 14, 2016
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