Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

Feellucination

Imagined sensation

I thought I felt my phone vibrating, but it was just a feellucination.

by Valerian September 29, 2010

Mid-fellaisché

The point in time when you are in the middle of fellatio.

Luis asked me mid-fellaisché, "is my cock more of a hamburger or a hot dog?"

by DoorsofPerception September 6, 2014

Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

by Dr. January August 19, 2008

Fell

fell is a term much like mate, pal, or lad: though with much more personal connotations to close friends
A term of endearment, greeting, or even agreement

Hey fell whats up?
Fell!
Love that fell!
You coming town tonight fell?
Get the bevs in fell?

by TopFell October 24, 2013

Big Fella

a big fella is just a big ass nigga

a man that is 200lbs and over

Keith: Aye get big fella nigga too big for me

by BigDawgRon May 23, 2021

AIDS Fella

Some man who has AIDS

Aids Victim: I got a confession to make

Normal Bloke: What's that?

Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella

Normal Bloke: Are you positive?

Aids Victim: HIV positive

by manoguv December 28, 2007