flegged

Flegged \ fle-gged \ adverb

1. Having one's future prospects destroyed by the abysmal performance of one's superiors or leaders
2. To be raped of a victory so rightfully yours by the incompetence / negligence of one's own team-mate or leader

A derivative of the new Parliamentary Leader of the Queensland Liberal Party - Dr Bruce Flegg MP - Member for Moggill. So named for his single-handed destruction of the Queensland Coallition campaign in the Queensland 2006 state election through his complete incompentence, inability to stay on message or stick to the script and repeated gaffes.

"To be flegged"
"I've been flegged!"

by Destroyed September 11, 2006

fledgelord

a big fat fucking cunt of douchebag with a neck beard or saggy nipples

After watching too much ghey phorn, Jeffery earned the title of fledgelord.

by Uriel, the archangel of deez September 9, 2021

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.

Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

flenge

for every day of your life, for every time you sin, for every moment of bliss and every moment of pain, flenge is there. when you act from love, or from rage, when you look to Allah, or when you look to darkness, flenge flows through you and everyone you know. when the people have been through too much and seen too many of their own crushed under the boots of the oppressor and rise up in the name of liberty and justice and a dream of utopia, and, yea, when hatred spreads through the crowd, and whispers become poisoned knives, and dictators rule with a fist forged from the worst of a man's heart, the stones and the rivers and the trees will sing of flenge. flenge was here before and will be here long, long after.

FLENGE

...for those oh-so-flenge moments.

"Damien! DAMIEN! come back here right now! oh my f***ing god! why are you so flenge?!"

by YOU HAVE BEEN SPLEENED October 8, 2022

Fludgemuffin

An strange yet amazing individual who we shall forever miss with all our hearts

D: "I miss Fludgemuffin so much"
T: "I can still remember his bio. He loved amine and Pokemon so much."

by Deltagamer026 aka 'Hurricane9' July 24, 2023

flodge

flodge, v. (flodging, flodged)
1) the act of being indecisive or uncommited, or to show a lack of sincerity.
2)To go back on one's word or to breach a promise.

(flodge) Jerry said he would be our ride to the club, but now he is flodging and won't answer his phone.

by guns and swords April 10, 2008

Flodge

a foldge is the event in which someone says they are going to do something and doesn't do it.

you flodged on me last night! or flodge can be used as a noun-- don't be a flodge!

by Rozel September 15, 2005