flatline

brain dead, stupid , celebrally challenged, Stems from the flat line response of a dead person from ECG machine.

Chris luton is a flatliner

by Socrates September 15, 2003

flatliner

Someone severely lacking in personality; a person who kills any festive mood with their utter dullness

Dottie was having a good time, until she got stuck with that flatliner.

by D*Tice June 8, 2003

Flatlanders

An unflattering name given by people in Wisconsin to residents of Illinois who travel to Wisconsin for weekend jaunts.

"Those damn flatlanders keep coming to our bars stealing all our cute chicks."

by Michael Coyle November 15, 2007

emotional flatliner

a person who has experienced emotional bankruptcy and never recovers from it

a person with untreatable depression caused by severe and/or repeated emotional trauma

It's been two years since they broke up. When I ran into him the other day, it was like the break-up had just happened. That dude is an emotional flatliner!

by Ruby Slippers February 19, 2010

flatlandbilly

1.A person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. Female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies

"Upon moving to the eastern North Carolina,Andrew observed that the cashier at Walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly."
yokel cletus hillbilly Walmart wallyworld

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

flatland

Flatland BMX is an evolution of the freestyle BMX movement and (some influence from) break dancing, and has been refined into one of the hardest sports to master (hand-eye-body-coordination-wise) in all of action sports. Still keeping true to freestyle, this form of cycling involves many scuffing, spinning, rolling, and hopping tricks while balancing on only one wheel of the bike for a duration of time. Many tricks may be linked together to form links - and some may last for as long as 4 minutes at a time whithout the rider's foot or both tires touching the ground.

1. Yo that gansta ass G thurr just busted out a tight flatland move!
2. Whoa, did you see that spinning flatland move? That was curazee!
3. No, this is not a street bike - it is a flatland bike.

by Jas0n 0n a BIKE February 25, 2005

flatliner

someone who is boring, unenergentic, tired, sleepy.

Dont be a flatliner! Here's a beer, c'mon lets get drunk!

by DanteM August 29, 2005