flat ass

Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties

Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks

Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!

by Kindly Wise October 28, 2005

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

fatassdon

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010

corporate fatass

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

by AYB May 11, 2003

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it

Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005

Flat Ass Syndrome

A syndrome for somebody who has no ass, or lack there of.

Poor Johnny has FAS (Flat ass syndrome) and there's no cure for it as of yet.

by ( I ) March 6, 2009

fatass-tic

Like fantastic, but referring to fatasses. Can be used with food, places, workouts, etc.....

A: Hey did you go to the party?
B: Yeah it was fatass-tic! There was food every-fucking-where.

by ThLatinProdigy May 7, 2008