ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

Flap-jackable

Adjective. Sexually appealing enough to be accurately represented as a pornographic pancake.

I found the Virgin Mary divinely portrayed on my pancake; I suspect the actual character was deemed flap-jackable.

by David Capito December 15, 2008

Big flap jack facts

Big facts, something that is very true.

Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.

by Lokeend June 22, 2021

flap jack

when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"

"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"

by frank the fat kid tom July 24, 2007

Phillipino Flap Jack

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

by Facawi November 23, 2010

e-flap-jack-ass-ulation

A really weird word for the name Jack.

hey there, e-flap-jack-ass-ulation.

by dafhadf December 9, 2008

flap jack

when a guy shoots his load on his womans back, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to the chick.

"dude i totally gave sally a flap jack last night"

by robgards September 17, 2007