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flappy bird 

a game app created by satan himself
there's this little fucking yellow bird that looks like a retard with a giant eyeball and huge ass fucking red lips and no legs and little wings and is fat as fuck,, this little fat fuck cant even hold his fucking body up for two seconds, so you have to tap him to turn him on and get him flappin or else he goes straight fucking down and dies and lands on his fucking face
his only purpose in life is to fucking flap and get through the green pipes and die. why? because he doesnt have his priorities straight, and all he fucking does is fucking struggle to keep his fat ass up in the air while flying through an endless city through these dumb ass fucking green pipes
i personally think hes the way he is to mess with the people playing his game. his goal is to make all of the victims that fall prey to his sick fucking addictive game mentally unstable. smash in their 200 dollar devices over the anger his game gives his victims. he fools everyone into thinking its just a simple game with a simple goal - get through the green pipes and don't die. but no, he makes it hard as fuck to keep his fat ass in the air and dodge the green pipes.

all im saying is that if u wanna be mentally stable do not download the app
flappy bird by dsjksfnjknvpoop February 4, 2014

Flappy Bird 

A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.
Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.

This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.
Flappy Bird by A WHITE GUY March 29, 2014

Flappy Bird 

Satans Hell Hole.
"Hey Frank , want to go play Flappy Bird together?"
"Actually, I was thinking about committing suicide by myself, but thank you for the offer."
Flappy Bird by Ben T Schwartz March 13, 2014

flappy labia 

the lips of the vagina that hang a bit!
When i was running the other day my flappy labia swaying in the breeze.
flappy labia by Lisa & Bec May 24, 2006

flappy cunt 

A large amazonian bush woman who flys around picking people up by their heads with her large cunt. Once inside she suctions to your head and uses her scary large pussy lips to fly to remote locations and drop you out of the sky for fun. Last know flappy cunt resides in fort mcmurray alberta. She has been trying to stop using her natural born talent but every now and then she breaks and has to go for a flap. Look up and stay alive people
Flappy cunt flying over a town near you soon
flappy cunt by naughtythor May 23, 2014

flappy bird 

If you would like to keep your sanity, I would recommend not getting this game
Flappy Bird is fun but very aggravating
flappy bird by CrazyGirl1946 January 20, 2014