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Nalgas de flan

Someone who has a very jiggly butt and it is usually someone who is overweight.

Nalgas means buttcheek in spanish, and flan is a pudding that is very jiggly.
When she walked her butt jiggled... Talk about some nalgas de flan...
by Markinator1 July 15, 2010
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sounds like a flan

A more accurate version of Sounds like a plan, because it doesn't sound like a plan, it *is* a plan.
Person 1: "Lets go to the movies."
Person 2: "Sounds like a flan!"
Person 1: "Err...great."
by Thomas Christian April 30, 2008
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Maidment Flan Juice

Maidment Flan Juice is the excess botty jizz that seeps out of the anus whilst being plunged by a penis or sex toy!
Stephen licked up the Maidment Flan Juice from Edwards taint whilst Justin pumped him raw!
by Russell Hobbs II May 10, 2018
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jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.
Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.
by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017
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P-Flan

1. Someone who thinks they are "hip" or "with it" when in reality they are a walking joke. Someone who still has their mother take them shopping for clothes even though they are 20 years old. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"
2. When your at a party and there is one guy yelling very loud for either a phone or his keys; both of which have been taken away for a good reason usually having to do with the fact it involves an ex girlfriend that wants nothing to do with him.

3. The one person who doesn't get the invite, yet shows up anyways and makes everyone uncomfortable. A real buzz-killington
1. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"

2. "Yeah Gary on your front lawn screaming that he needs a phone. Someone should go out there and knock him out, hes ruining the party".

3. "Yeah Gary's ex is here tonight, good thing we didn't invite him...Oh, spoke too soon here he comes, well this party was fun until this p-flan showed up".
by WhatelyMAslippers430 October 31, 2009
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Jack back flan

when you place flans on a person's back and wank onto them until you cum and then they have to eat them
Matthew pulled a Jack back flan on me last night
by cumluvrrrr February 7, 2022
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flanned the headers

Non maintenance of the cooling system that results in a blown head gasket, antifreeze leaks on to hot exhaust manifold and creates steam. When the antifreeze mixes with the oil it has the color and consistency of flan, thus, the term; “flanning the headers” is applicable.
I flanned the headers and damaged the engine.
by Dora the Destroyer May 31, 2018
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