ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

flangled

messed up

My hair is all flangled

by skip January 5, 2004

fajangled

a polite way of saying fucked up, f.u.b.a.r, messed up, disheveled

i was in a work meeting and the orator was giving a presentation.. he forgot his laptop and thumb drive.. the whole thing was completely FAJANGLED

by iamgodly August 3, 2009

flangle

To slap someone multiple times in rapid succession. commonly used by slapping the upper chest and then the lower stomach. alternate in a quick manner so they cant block your attack. Also can be used as a verb for beating someone up.

Yesterday, I flangled Dan because he called me a fag.

by Daren Walker May 9, 2006

fanaggle

When you try to get your way and prove that everyone else is wrong no matter what

He just fanaggle the whole spades table but me

by Micsupreme October 19, 2015

Fadangle

To tamper with ones personal property.

Guy1: Can you not fadangle my charger?
Guy2: My bad I won't mess with it

by Bignibba907 May 15, 2018

Fandangle

1) To be robbed or screwed over by another party.

2) To join a session without telling the members that you don't have weed to pitch.

"My professor totally fandangled me out of that A on my paper!"

"Damn man, that guy just totally fandangled his way into the session."

Damn man, that guy just totally fandangled his way into the session.

by Claypac June 4, 2011