Flaky tidbits

I retard that has to scrape dead skin from his forehead every morning

"Ew, are those Flaky tidbits on the ground! "

by Get yeeted on flaky cunt April 2, 2020

Flaky Crustacea

A bogey, dried mucus

I picked my nose and pulled out a right flaky crustacea

by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

flaky popsicle

When you roll your dick in Cheeto dust and then get deep throated.

Sorry I can’t make it this weekend, my girlfriend and I are going to perform a flaky popsicle.

by _frodoFaggie September 28, 2017

Flaky ass

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!

David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!

by Scoot104 April 24, 2019

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

nice and flaky

the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!

vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!

by ben-wah! April 3, 2003

Flakee

The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"

Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*

by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019