flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010

FLAILEX

A mad scramble to little purpose; often used in pseudo-military fashion; e.g., "FLAILEX maneuver"

Of course, when our company's stock prices dipped, management immediately executed a FLAILEX maneuver.

by Liz Brooks January 20, 2009

Ric Flaired

A sexual act where directly before climax the man pulls out his penis, jizzes on the girl's breasts, and gives her an open-handed slap to the chest while yelling "WHOOOOOO!"

I was watching vintage wrestling footage last night. Then my girlfriend came over and I Ric Flaired her during sex. She thinks I'm the sweetest man ever.

by NatureBOYYYY June 2, 2009

Flantered

delirious with exhaustion; totally sober, though appearing to be drunk due to tiredness.

She came home flantered after pulling an all nighter.

by elhappybanana December 3, 2020

Flattened The Curve

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.

1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

flauteada

A gathering of a disproportionate number of men engaged in objectionable behavior.

Aryk ad Javi, get your stretchy pants, we're going to the flauteada!

by La Ranita April 19, 2016