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Flailure

Failing while being high on methamphetamines. Failing while flailing.
"Ever since my brother Keno, got into drugs he has become a complete flailure."
by Da Flailure June 17, 2017
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FlawlAss

A person who always does everything so perfectly that it makes him an asshole. For example, selling more items than you.
Also could be a woman who is extremely annoying.
Wow, that guy is such a flawlass. He's always just doing better and we can't compete!
by SG-014 December 25, 2018
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Erinn FlaFla

A potato-loving girl who knows every tiktok dance to exist. The kinda girl to cut herself a fringe then regretting it so she chops it all off. So then unfortunately has to wear a headband everyday for around a year but it still hasn’t grown back so then she applied vapour rub hold it back. And now came to her senses and has to clip it back but she suits the clips look anyways so it’s gucci. Erinn Flahive has a boiling hatred for people who don’t like potatoes. She also gets told off by teachers for fidgeting (tiktok dancing). Erinn also applies vasaline or carmex (she pronounces it carMAX) around 17 times an hour. But overall Erinn Flahive is a very very fun person who loves a Sea Pebbles burger when ever given the chance. 10/10 would definitely recommend.
Dude look at the crazy girl what is she doing?”

“Ah dude she’s definitely tiktok dancing her name must be Erinn FlaFla”
by forestgreensociety April 6, 2020
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FLAILEX

A mad scramble to little purpose; often used in pseudo-military fashion; e.g., "FLAILEX maneuver"
Of course, when our company's stock prices dipped, management immediately executed a FLAILEX maneuver.
by Liz Brooks January 20, 2009
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Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.
Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.
by Kike Man March 6, 2010
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Failasaurus Rex

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.
Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.
by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009
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flail

v. to flail
the act of hyper speed talking about one's fandom and/or obsession. Sqeeling, clapping, gasping, obsessive behavior dizziness, speechlessness and random dancing are all symptoms.
"Alyssa was flailing over X-Files last night.. even though she was still speechless from reading a Lisa Edelstein interview."

Mr. Martinez's class room had enough 'the Office' paraphanalia in it that Caity suspected he was a flailing fanboy in his spare time.
by theonlyink October 24, 2008
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