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flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.
"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"
by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009
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flabbergast

to cum
"oh dude i flabbergasted all over that girl's face last night"
by muncan February 20, 2010
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Flabbergasted

Jude Bellingham throughout the England vs France game at the World Cup 2022
“bro was flabbergasted throughout the whole game
by pikolomali December 27, 2022
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Flabbergastation

A word that is taken from the word flabbergasted which means shocked or surprised so flabbergastation is the verb or act of flabbergasted.
"DUDE NO WAY!! FLABBERGASTATION 101"
by Taehyun's wife February 6, 2023
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FlabberGasted

When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.
I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)
by Abyss03 June 16, 2018
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Flabbergastered

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.
Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!
by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011
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Flabbergasted

verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure
when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home
by itxt July 21, 2009
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