fixed

To become intoxicated with alcohol and/or weed.

"Yo bro, what are you up to?"
"about to get dumb stupid fixed."
"werd."

by CeE BLaZe June 13, 2007

Fixed

When someone looks really good, you say they look fixed

Hey did you see Jamie today?
Yeah she looked real fixed!

by Trixyy April 26, 2011

Getting fixed

Getting high on drugs or alcohol

Getting laid is like getting fixed

by La Big Mamma February 21, 2009

Ken Fixed

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

by JonnyBass April 20, 2008

fixedish

Something that keeps getting fixed, over and over, but breaks anyways.

Dude, my 1974 Pinto is fixedish!

by FlameSnyper October 20, 2010

Fixed

To have no balls. Like a neutered dog. Ball-less. Sore loser.

That dog is fixed. That coward is fixed.

by PhatChillin July 13, 2021

big fixed

Big Fixed is when you log into a Windows server to perform maintenance and you're immediately asked to reboot. This is due to the BigFix application applying patches and being super lame.

I just logged into that server and got big fixed!

by deebeerummer February 11, 2010