law of fives

A Discordian concept that illustrates how easy it is to create conspiracies and imagine meaning where meaning does not, in itself, exist fnord.

According to the Principia Discordia:

"ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5."

The law of fives is never wrong."

Lord Omar K. Ravenhurst: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."

by Popess Timky February 8, 2007

implied fives

When everyone acknowledges that a person will be back within five minutes and they therefore retain possession of their seat, even if they don't explicitly call fives.

Ben: Oh! My DoorDash is here.

==four minutes later==
Ben: Yoo-hoo, get outta my seat.
Max: No Way! You didn't call fives.
Ben: There was an implied fives, and everyone knows it.

*Everyone nods in agreement with Ben*

Max: Ok. You got me this time.

by bmitchel2 November 29, 2021

High Fives All Around

An action that takes place after something amazing or unexpected happens that benefits you. See mise, the river.

Steve did high fives all around when he mised a full house on the river.

by Draeger November 14, 2003

bunch of fives

a punch in the face

he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

bunch of fives

(n.) Five fingers (4+ 1 thumb) coming toward your face. An example of cockney

Look at me again and I'll give you the bunch of fives

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 25, 2004

Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!

I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009

shot fives

when you get out of ur seat you "shot fives" meaning that thats ur seat for 5 minutes and no one can sit in it.

by rachel November 7, 2003