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illegitimate father

1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.

2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.

3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.
Thomas Jefferson was an illegitimate father of a number of children.
by Denverite3 December 12, 2014
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Ficheralizing

The act of beating a game or a particular level by using a cheap method. It also is used when referring to a particular strategy that allows you to win when all odds were against you. Can be used in a real life situation, but mostly used when describing a victory in a video game.
Guy #1: I beat you at Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Guy #2: But you ficheralized.
Guy#1: no i didn't.
Guy #2: yes you did you used a cheap method to beat me when i should have clearly won.

Example #2: Bringing a knife to a gun fight and killing the other guy before the twenty paces is up.

Example #3: Ficheralizing is used instead of saying "Gaying it up" when in public.

Example #4: When you clearly win a game and your opponent makes up excuses why you beat him in a way to make it seem like used an unfair(ficheralizing) method.
by Thomas Luke Adams August 2, 2008
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father ted

by dave August 15, 2003
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Beth Fisher

A person who against all odds never gives up and achieves the goal.
Carroll has worked many years for this professional achievement and recognition. Her Beth Fisher has finally arrived.
by stock man March 27, 2010
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Dirty Fisher

When a guy throws up in a girl’s mouth while kissing her or chums in a chick’s mouth.
My buddy and I were drinking (Heavily) at a bar one night in the keys after fishing all day. He started hitting on this pretty little girl. As they both looked deeply in to each other’s eyes, all of the people in front of the bar cheered and yelled "kiss the girl". He held her close and gave a long, deep, passionate kiss, but half way through, his shared some of his lunch with her. She ran over to the water hose to wash out her mouth and when she came back he tried to kiss her again. She was not in to it. We were later told this act is called "the Dirty Fisher".
by Big Jon 72 February 3, 2010
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No, I am your father

The correct famous phrase in The Empire Strikes back when Luke confronts Vader...
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Kratos3 June 15, 2009
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Father McFondles

Generic name for a priest who molests children.
No Father McFondles! I don't want to play deep sea submarines again!
by Procket Man April 5, 2015
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