Tristan Finkelstein

The god to the people that practice the Tristonian Religion. It is said in the blink of an eye the most perfect human being to ever exist was born by God. God assigned him to be his successor once his time was up. The Tristonians believe Tristan will come to power in 0 TT. TT Stands for Tristan Time, which documents when Tristan, the future lord and savior will watch over us, his children. In the standard count for years, his reign will begin in the year 5000.

I practice Tristanisism. I believe Tristan Finkelstein will become our god.

by WeenisPenis December 7, 2020

Finkelstein

concealing it in your bum

John; are you Finkelstein it again

Joe: it's the only way I can get it in your prison is to Finkelstein it

by Slayedem November 1, 2020

Fickety

It means very large amount of something or Humongous

Boy : Yo Ashley My Pockets Will Be Fickety Fat when I get that promotion

Girl: Damn!

by ImAlsoKnownAsE.J April 3, 2021

finkeldwarving

A man with a vagina that has 3 testacles and is very sweaty salty and hairy.

matt - Wow, that girl last night didnt tell me she had a finkeldwarving."

nick- ew bro thats so gross

by Matthew nelson April 12, 2008

Finkel

Einhorn, as in the character in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Finkel is Einhorn, Finkel is Einhorn

by T.T.>Da>Meat>Eata June 16, 2010

Finkel zone

alternative to friend zone

I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.

by Dallas Harding July 10, 2010

Fincher

When someone wanks off your penis with the webbing of their toes.

She is a great fincher

by Finch_lord March 13, 2009