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Finance bro 

someone who desperately wants to be rich and will always talk about stocks and other finance garbage.
will likely repost edits of andrew tate and other richy rich douches who post videos of their stupid courses
"James wants to be a Finance Bro so bad its fucking disgusting"
Finance bro by Xur345687 May 17, 2023

finanception 

1. (v) The act of burying one's financial position in many layers of dreams.
2. (n) Any subconscious financial portfolio.
3. (n) Any massively confusing or arbitrary financial magic.
Bob- "Where's your retirement fund?"
Jim- "When 2008 came around, I pulled some finanception...so I'm good!"
Bob- "You better hope to die in your early fifties."
finanception by Holacromium March 6, 2012

Financier Cookie 

A character from a popular game called Cookie Run: Kingdom. They are a cookie. People probably simp for them. They're from the Creme Republic, a place in the game. Also, I made this because apparently no one else did.
"OMG I JUST GOT FINANCIER COOKIE IN CRK, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Math Finance 

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.
i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
Math Finance by cod1008 November 19, 2010

Objective Finance 

Probably the best thing to ever happen to Mankind.
Aiden saw the guaranteed benefit of Objective finance.
When you are still in a relationship with your baby-momma or baby-daddy, but have no real idea or time frame of actually becoming a legal marriage.
Jennifer Hudson, Kate Hudson, Jason Lee, Natalee Portman, even Amy Adams do a great job of avioding when there fiancee is going to make there kids legits.