Waldorf fumble

when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.

While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.

by MDen May 14, 2009

kaden fumblebottom

A ROBLOX youtuber/ myth hunter who is Creative Director for the Flamingo YouTube Channel.

Kaden Fumblebottom: here's a list of 100+ myths albert.
albert (flamingo) : dude your the best

by Nexasphere September 7, 2020

Butt Fumble

When a shart goes beyond conventional means. A solid clump of poo that is not recoverable by a clench of the buttocks requires a unique set of variables at play. The fart needs to have enough force to propel the fecal clump fast enough to escape the clench reaction of your standard shart. The clump itself has to be hard enough so it can then further damage your reputation by enlisting the aid of gravity and visibly appearing at the bottom of your pantaloons (if loosely fitting of course). An added variable, but not required, is that said fecal matter fall out of your pants all together, making you want to take a similar route off of a bridge or tall building.

Billy decided it a good idea to pass gas in karate class while in the ready stance, but instantly realize he had committed a butt fumble. He was further humiliated when the turd landed on the dojo floor. Master Rubie was thoroughly discussed and scalded him by saying, "You gross little boy! Go wipe your ass and clean up my floor!".

by Triplstx January 22, 2014

Fumbleball

Also known as the Jumping Fairies League but better known as Australian Football or AFL and is even worse in the wet.

Gary Ablott Jr is the best Fumbleballer.

by elidecelis September 26, 2009

rock fumbler

one who constantly messes up, and is not good at life.

That kid ben is the biggest rock fumbler ever; he sucks at every sport.

by He hu dont fumble da rock October 18, 2007

Tummy Fumbler

A severely obese person, usually a woman who cannot cover her belly and/or gunt with a shirt or pants while walking around with it fumbling out.

1. That woman is one disgusting tummy fumbler.

2. If I ever become a tummy fumbler, please execute me.

by ramalamading-dong March 27, 2009

fible

The Fible is the Bible for the very popular religion Ferretism, and was created and written by the world ferret, Terref. He wrote this ferret bible to teach his followers of what to do to help him and know of their past. Here is the most famous quote in the Fible. "One peasant thought that the artwork of Terref was a penis. He will die soon in flames.

If you haven't read the fible your going to go to ferret hell.

by GumbyTheFerretLord November 5, 2019