ferfect

the state of being both perfect and cat-themed. Not an oxymoron

Holy cats, this bastet figurine is ferfect!

by Haikukitty May 13, 2009

FERF

Family Endorsed Rebound Fuck

The girls relationship had ended badly, so her family took her out to cheer her up. I was their waiter and after work, her family took me along for some drinks, and after a long night of drinking, I ended up being her FERF.

by AnonymousFERFperson December 26, 2011

flerf

to use one's face as a toilet

I flerfed all over Nick Eyer.
Steven got a lap dance from a stripper and she flerfed all over him!

by mathew longshanks March 25, 2008

Ferferty Ferfer

An extreme type of fangirling that happens when you are told about something you like openly, or secretly but people know it non the less.

Person 1:Yo, What is wrong with her?
Person 2: I think she is ferferty ferfering.

by Deadgril March 6, 2017

flerfstration

The frustration felt when trying to make a flat earth believer (a flerf) comprehend an easy-to-understand point that is widely known to young schoolchildren.

Yet another flerf who doesn't understand the 1-1-1 triangle question AND thinks five divided by zero is five because they can't do simple math, yet think they're proving all of science wrong; then one started peeing in a bottle on cam while refusing to believe in gravity. Ugh! The flerfstration is unbelievable.

by GaryMoore November 17, 2019

Flerflusional

A person who believes the earth is flat without proof and, is delusional .

John have to be flerflusional to believe the earth is flat.

by Dj black June 20, 2022

ferfnerder

an insanely, or poorly drawn demented smiley face to suggest that you are going insane or just a plain dumbass

"Hey Jim, I see that smiley face you drew is quite a ferfnerder, you dumbass!"

by chickenlicker August 5, 2009