fetal ball

when a humans legs are taken and put behind the head and sat on mostly used in sparing and the occasional wrestling match.

Rob put chris in a fetal ball because he was being gay

by bendaroo February 20, 2009

fetal alchy

a person that has birth defects attributed to fetal alcohol syndrome (wierd eyes, malformed body, unusual mental processes)

these people sometimes run in packs known as "alchy packs"

"There's a prime example of a fetal alchy"

by EeeBbb March 31, 2006

fetal smother

The suffocation of a fetus by means of inserting a large object into the uterus of a pregnant woman. Usually followed by nap.

Her baby would have been a boy, but I gave her the fetal smother with my baseball bat.

by Dick-squeeze September 7, 2006

Fetal Bitch

1. To curl up in a ball on the floor.

2. The position one takes when one gets punked or flexed on by someone much stronger then they are. It is an indication that the person assuming the form is a bitch. Usually assosiated with tears and urine in the pants.

Friend: Why wasn't Mitch at school today?

You: Because I punked him so hard today that he went fetal bitch. He's probably going to have to switch schools.

by Seanimalz May 7, 2018

Fetal Invader

Another word for your unborn child

This fetal invader is destroying my insides

by Meekerella November 21, 2011

fetal rocheting

an act. to sit in a "fetal position" while rocking back and forth; a sign of enhanced depression or anxiety.

1) After finding out that her boyfriend had dumped her, all Kayla could do was to sit in the middle of the floor and fetal rochet.

2) I found her in the middle of the floor fetal rocheting.

by john from wv June 12, 2013

Fetal Cannon

Slang for a vagina, often used in a derogatory manner. Can fire at up to 2000 FPS, and is often used to hide a womans knife, as her last line of defense against rape.

Dude, that bitch just fired her fetal cannon right at me!

by Han and Luke January 21, 2008