fentanylism

the ideology that drugs are the foundation of society

y'know theo's a supporter of fentanylism

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

fentanylsecond

Fentanylsecond /ˈfɛn.tə.nɪlˌsɛk.ənd/ — noun

1. An immeasurably brief unit of time; shorter than any rational duration, yet somehow still long enough for something catastrophic to happen.

2. A metaphorical instant so fleeting it challenges the laws of physics, common sense, and moral restraint.

Origin: Modern satirical coinage (21st century); blend of fentanyl (a dangerously potent opioid) and second.

“He was gone in a fentanylsecond.”

by Inventor of Fentanylsecond November 3, 2025

Fentanologist

The person claiming to know everything about fentanyl.

Go ask the resident fentanologist about the dangers of fentanyl.

by chicklikeslickz February 5, 2024

femtanyl

an epic music artist. she makes hyperpop and uhh.. idfk breakcore songs????

my buddy eric likes femtanyl so much he bought a shirt with gilf (god i love femtanyl) in it

by bobuxlover March 2, 2024

femtanyl

femtanyl is a great artist

Hey let's go, you’re on a roll
Go on, lose your self control
Got no place I’d rather go
'Cause I lost my mind in late September
Dial numbers watch your tone
Clockwork wind up all alone
The more you stop, the more I go
Do your best, I’ll do one better
You say will when I say won't
You say do, but I say don’t
I’m running out of ways to cope
So I bite the hand that feeds me, lose my mind

GILF (god i love femtanyl)

by bwompoglompo May 25, 2024

femtanyl

The best breakcore, webcore, and hardcore song writer ever.

Who you listening to?

Oh, it's just femtanyl.

by shroomlight June 4, 2024

F6ntanyl

He is known as that nigga his penis might be the biggest one we have encountered it has a very beautiful shape to he is very rich and successful word around his child is bill gates he will steal your women so keep a look out.

That guy is so f6ntanyl i could never because he is so handsome and sexy and rich

by F6ntanyl June 12, 2024