Fencing

The best sport ever, which uses 3 different swords (Sabre, Foil, and Epee). The best part about it? You’re allowed to stab people, which is great for letting out anger! Also, in Sabre, you can hit people (with your sword) without consequences!

Fencer 1: hey man you going to that fencing competition tomorrow?
Fencer 2: yeah, I can’t wait to stab people!

by Ça May 01, 2019

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When two men rub and glide their erect penises against one another as a sexual activity. Often done while at the same time french kissing. More commonly known as sword fighting.

Bob: "What are you, twelve years old? No gay guys don't have sex by rubbing their dicks together. They have anal sex...usually. I'm sure there's more to it than just that."

13 year old: "They also rub their dicks together. It's called fencing."

Bob: "I'm sure you know that from experience..."

13 year old: "Oh fuck you, Bob!"

by nickreaper September 04, 2012

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A sport consisting mainly of sweat and tears. The minority of fencers do manage to get into an amazing college and have generally good lives. Don't mess with a fencer, there's a good chance they'll stab/slash you to death.

I must need a good resume to get into Yale, maybe I should take up fencing!

by coolclutz March 01, 2015

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The fence is that little piece of skin that separates the the playground ( her vagina) from the dump (her anus)

I didn't know where to stick it so I rested it on the fence.

by Brian Mars November 27, 2008

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A more advanced form of a sword fight (where to men fight with their dicks) two men stand 7 metres apart with all of their clothes off and a ref starts the match. The goal is to score the most points by slamming it with their dick. The asshole is worth 50, mouth 25, and the balls are with 10 each

I’ve been practicing fencing with my dad for my whole life

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

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