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courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...
"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)
by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005
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felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.
Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.
by Jorge December 16, 2004
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felationado

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."
Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!
by Big Vi May 10, 2005
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fellace

fel-laysh (v) To perform fellatio
Dude, that chick I met at the bar wouldn't go all the way, but she fellaced the shit out of me.
by I say shotgun you say natty April 29, 2008
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Cock fella

A : dei who's that la?
B : ya la look like one cock fella oni he.
C : i dont know him..
by Kferd August 25, 2010
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as the fella says

a reference to the wisdom and insight of the archetyphal honest man
Well, I'll tell you now Timmy, keep tippin' away with that job. It'll do you well, as the fella says.
by GerBall January 7, 2010
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Frag 'n Felatio

The act of getting your dick sucked while playing Call of Duty.
Last night was the best, I got Frag 'N Felatio and owned on Search and Destroy.
by Latenights. April 4, 2010
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