Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
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Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either
Bill:yes
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Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either
Bill:yes
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