filanderer

one who walks around juggling three onions while maintaining a stark erection

Person 1: Last night I walked into my brother's room to find boxes of vidalia onions, viagra, and farm animal porn.
Person 2: Dude, your brother is a closet filanderer.

by Drewskie May 20, 2008

Filanthi

Someone who loves and cares for you very much. A Filanthi will love shopping, animals, travelling and Lady Gaga. She can sometimes be blind to obvious situations, but it's cute, she's forgiven easily. She can make friends easily and has a great life going for her! :)

OMG, I'm so happy I have a Filanthi in my life! :)

by anonymous2306 June 26, 2010

Feelanas

A more eccentric way of saying feelings, commonly said towards big hows

"I hope you are feelanas well today."
"Wow, that girl looks like she's feelana bad."

by Whatyouatefordinner September 19, 2017

Feitan

A sexy midget from the anime hunter x hunter

The only thing feitan torturing is this pussy

by Machi’s birth control November 30, 2020

feitansgirlcrush

feitansgirlcrush is the hottest mf alive i dont know if i wanna be her or be with him….

girl, hey have u heard about feitansgirlcrush??
girl n2, omg yes shes so hot i love him💙

by eli💙 July 7, 2021

Feifan

A passionate, determined, and loyal individual who will stop at nothing to achieve their goals. Also a true friend who will always stay by your side, and someone who was good to be around with :).

Pls forget me, I’ll miss you but you’re so much better without me

Oh… Feifan? Isn’t she the top student here?

by Sky73526 November 29, 2021

Filanus

When your anus gets filled with too many covid tests

I had to go to the doctor to get a COVID test but instead of getting it through the nose he gave a filanus

by Anosmodnar April 11, 2022