Fartatosis

A disease from farting

Hey i just fartedddd hey fartatosis kid!

by dooruh the explorer September 7, 2020

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Farteater

When you trap a fart and then stick the jar in someone's face. Then the fart goes in the person's mouth if it's open and then the person basically eats the fart.

That dude made me eat that fart. I'm a farteater!

by datboi101lol February 22, 2021

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Fartatorium

A safe place in any house to release flatulence from your stinky buttox.
Also considered ones bed due to the mass amount of farts it receives.

Child: "oh man, I have to fart.
Mom: "groooossss, I swear I had girls! Go use the fartatorium."

by SouthpawHunter91 March 7, 2021

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fartation

the authority behind the measurement behind a fart

The fartation of ur fart is strong in sent but not strong in sound... I can hear that shit from 238752983659256298562152799562756252352905732080728 miles away...

by FARTMAN900 April 26, 2021

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The single most bloodthirsty carnivore on planet earth. Fartcat has the ability to render her enemy permanently blind with just one bout of flatulence. The worlds population would have been triple what it is now if it weren't for the wrath of Fartcat's farts. One shallow breath of Fartcat's farts is enough to kill a grown man within minutes. If you were to look up the most deadly chemical weapons in existence, Fartcat's farts would NOT be on the list. Wanna know why? Everyone who tried to edit the list was taken out before they could even begin typing. Consider this a warning.

I was giving birth 100 miles downwind of Fartcat's farts and now my child is ed sheeran.

by CannedBugala March 6, 2022

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