The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.
Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.
person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."
person 2: "No problem, amigo."
person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)
person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.
person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."
person 2: "No problem, amigo."
person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)
person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.
by El Kento March 20, 2011
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A beautiful fat woman who isn't afraid to throw her weight around and views her fat as attractive, flattering and fabulous. She refuses to accept society's prescribed formula for beauty and rocks her fat pride with spirit.
Them: "You've put on weight."
A Fatista: "I know, isn't it fabulous!"
Them: "Are you really going to eat all that?"
A Fatista: "Yes, and anyone who tries to stop me."
A Fatista: "I know, isn't it fabulous!"
Them: "Are you really going to eat all that?"
A Fatista: "Yes, and anyone who tries to stop me."
by Fat!So? July 19, 2010
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She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists
by w0rdchef February 20, 2011
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We paid big money for 2 tickets in the balcony and after 10 minutes on stage it was obvious the guy was a fartist. All hype, no talent.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.
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An individual whose appreciation for art runs along the lines of fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof. So enamored are they that they're compelled to spread the love through blogging, free movie nights and armchair-auteur recreations.
An individual whose appreciation for art runs along the lines of fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof. So enamored are they that they're compelled to spread the love through blogging, free movie nights and armchair-auteur recreations.
In cult movie circles, Mike Nelson and Joel Hodgson are as highly contested as Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard are to Star Trek nerds. No matter how you slice it, they are both fartistes of the highest calibre.
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