Farticle

Microscopic poop particles passed within a fart.

The composition of a fart include: nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, oxygen, mercaptans, AND FARTICLES.

Farticles rushed onto their undergarments as they busted ass.

by FromBeyond December 26, 2018

Farticle

When you fart and pieces of your poop disperse into the air into tiny particles

EWWWW SARAH YOUR FARTICLES SMELL SO BAD

by veronicageorge March 14, 2019

farticle

Small particles that are responsible for staining your underwear when you pass gas.

I switched from white underwear to colored underwear to reduce the visibility of farticle stains.

by FunseekingSelfcenteredScumbag April 24, 2020

farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021

farticle

the particle of a fart

Some Guy: Man that farticle stinks.
Some Other Guy: Bro for real.

by loggss February 6, 2022

Farticle

An article about farts.

Jerry, have you read the new Farticle on Emma Stone’s farts?
Did you know who created Farticles? Gleb Nikolaevskii did!

by Gleb Nikolaevskii April 13, 2022

Farticle

(N) Any "article" of suspect origin, generally found on Forums like Fbook. These "articles" stink, in terms of writing ability, are likely false or partially false, and are often just a bunch of hot air.

I read an interesting farticle on fbook saying dogs cannot burp. You think it's true?

by TwistedNoggin June 14, 2023