Farticles

the tiny pieces of dooty that stain underwear when u fart causing skidmarks
fart-particles

Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"

by Irish Redneck July 22, 2009

Farticle

Particles created by farts that are contaminated with fecal matter and float in the air.

Close the toilet seat before you flush so you don't get farticles on your toothbrush.

by Mr. LeStrange June 6, 2018

Farticles

Farticles is a better word for fart particles.

"Do you smell that?"
"Oh yes, I smell your farticles"

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021

Farticle

A Faux Article - content written or generated by AI and language models like ChatGPT.

That blog site is full of nothing but spam farticles.

by WonkoHonk November 7, 2023

Farticle

A farticle is the word based on the anal withdrawal of smurxys anus

Haha Those Guys Down There are farticle s
@forbidhiqzz

by SmurxyFarticle July 3, 2019

farticle

Small, usually airborne parts of a fart. derived from particles. we are talking molecular level

after a fart has been ripped, a farticle will become airborne and eventually settle on, for instance, the surface of the lungs.

by Cees van Cleef May 31, 2007

Farticle

Any object forcefully expelled from the anal orifice by a noxious expulsion of butt gas. Common examples include corn, bits of partially digested burrito, and, of course, any of a number of brands of anal lubricant applied in too thick a coating.

Amy always wore safety goggles after nearly losing an eye to an exploding farticle the morning after Homer's prison bachelor party.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004