Farticle

Small accidental excretion of faeces following involuntary fart.
He alighted the bus and as he did so, in his hurry, he broke wind. His embarrassment doubled as he sat and realised a small farticle remained.
by doug nicholls March 28, 2004
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the tiny pieces of dooty that stain underwear when u fart causing skidmarks
fart-particles
Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear
"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"
"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"
by Irish Redneck July 23, 2009
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Farticles is a better word for fart particles.
"Do you smell that?"
"Oh yes, I smell your farticles"
by Fargodaddy February 09, 2021
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Particles created by farts that are contaminated with fecal matter and float in the air.
Close the toilet seat before you flush so you don't get farticles on your toothbrush.
by Mr. LeStrange May 18, 2018
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A Faux Article - content written or generated by AI and language models like ChatGPT.
That blog site is full of nothing but spam farticles.
by WonkoHonk November 07, 2023
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A farticle is the word based on the anal withdrawal of smurxys anus
Haha Those Guys Down There are farticle s
@forbidhiqzz
by SmurxyFarticle July 03, 2019
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Any object forcefully expelled from the anal orifice by a noxious expulsion of butt gas. Common examples include corn, bits of partially digested burrito, and, of course, any of a number of brands of anal lubricant applied in too thick a coating.
Amy always wore safety goggles after nearly losing an eye to an exploding farticle the morning after Homer's prison bachelor party.
by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
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