Fartress

An insult toward Fortress castle types in Heroes of Might and Magic III.

I don’t know why Ben is always Fartress, it’s such a stupid-ass weak town with awful level 6 and 7 creatures. The next time I take over one of Ben’s fartresses I’ll command my invading hero to take a shit in his Hydra Pond.

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

fartassphere

The space between earth's atmosphere and muncie indiana, much like the bermuda triangle, where objects disappear than reappear at some burger fast food place as golfcarts that have been abandon by their crews.

Ooops there goes another buick into the fartassphere. Wonder which burger doodle the golfcart will show up at?

by Gymwould July 28, 2022

fortgrussy

Where sweat and musty odor gets built up in between the front genitalia and the asshole from sitting in a chair for to long.

Kevin has a nasty fortgrussy from playing Fortnite 12 hours straight.

by Sir Iowa November 29, 2022

fartass

a person (especially with lactose intolerance or IBS) with a huge ass that farts all the time

timmy: hey, billy! stop being such a fartass! you’re gonna stink up the whole classroom!
billy: i promise i won’t do it again (farts even more)
timmy: RIGHT THAT’S IT! *loads shotgun*
billy: wait man i ate a lot of spicy food i can’t control my far-
timmy: BE GONE!!! *shoots timmy in the face for being a fartass*

by jkdsjksdhsdakjsdakldfja September 9, 2023

fartassbitch

very fat funny fat funny fat funny fat funny fat funny fat funny

hi my name is fartassbitch

by fartassbitch December 2, 2024