Fartation

When you are about to shit, but when you get to the crapper it goes away.

- I thought you had to shit.
- I did too, it was just a fartation.

by Dustin December 12, 2004

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fartphone

when you fart publicly, and blame it on the sound of your phone vibrating

Hey Dan, did you just fart?
No dude, it was my phone.
...2 minutes later
Dan totally fartphoned.

by MexiForce5000 January 4, 2010

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A Fagathon is a gay festival that often takes place in Laguna Beach, CA. Fags all around the world join together in a race of penis. With everymans' sweaty balls slapping eachothers asses. Often times you will see the fags of the world stop for a gay sex adventure. On the sidlines of the race they have bathtubs filled with oils, mud, whipped cream and just about any other stucky material a gay person would want to roll around in. Boys are invited also only if under the age of 5. The run a 5 mile race down the middle of laguna beach. Women are not invited unless they have a penis.

"Hey Vaughyn you want to slap some guys ass tommorrow at the fagathon tommorrow?" said Timmy "Sure Timmy we'll have a great time."

by Autobaahn February 5, 2007

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Fortathon

1. A deceptively dirty-sounding word, usually used to describe the making of forts in suite 402.

2. Overzealous watching of TLC

3. An open-ended term. Usually involves 99 puppies, a horse, and a goat.

Amanda and Jayda had a fortathon yesterday, and have since sold the horse and the goat to a Siamese circus.

Did you want to have a fortathon today? Yes? I'll bring the chocolate-covered strawberries; you bring the wine.

Fortathons pwn

by JaydaPN July 7, 2010

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fartation

the authority behind the measurement behind a fart

The fartation of ur fart is strong in sent but not strong in sound... I can hear that shit from 238752983659256298562152799562756252352905732080728 miles away...

by FARTMAN900 April 26, 2021

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