Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.
To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."
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1. A city in northern Italy, it is the capital city of the Province of Ferrara.
2. One with this last name is incredibly loyal, kind, and respectful. The Ferrara background is strong-hearted, superior, and bright.
3. Ferrara in Italian means Iron.
2. One with this last name is incredibly loyal, kind, and respectful. The Ferrara background is strong-hearted, superior, and bright.
3. Ferrara in Italian means Iron.
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by fallenleavesgurl January 8, 2011
Get the Ferrara mug.To feel uncomfortably full after eating a massive meal.
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish
"Everything at Thanksgiving dinner was so tasty and I could not stop eating. Before I knew it I was farnarvished beyond belief!"
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."
by N.F.L. February 4, 2010
Get the Farnarvished mug.A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.
Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"
Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."
Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."
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Get the farnarter mug.To run game on (i.e attempt to seduce) a clearly inebriated girl at a party, with the knowledge that she is drunk and therefore unlikely to resist. Often (though not always) the phrase "to run some farragame" implies that the male was hilariously unsuccessful.
"Dude was trying to farragame on my older sister while she was trashed, but she's a lesbian and he completely failed."
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