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The Farmer

a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats
Jim is quite the Farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. Next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. Some say the greatest Farmer of all time
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2008
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Farcerony

Lying exuberantly; a farce. They particularly lie, significantly, about their net worth.
Daniel farcerony'ed his net worth. He says he has $600 000.00, but his credit card got declined for pepperoni and hot dogs.
by Kingsley Wess July 14, 2020
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Farmer Gates

When you're the biggest farmland owner in America buying up all farmland for some reason, but also the founder of Microsoft.
"It's a good investment" -Farmer Gates
by Cerebrex April 20, 2023
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Lol Farmer

One who goes on to online games in social environments and constantly cracks lame jokes where people would reply to with a "Lol" to keep them from feeling bad.

Also can happen in classroom environments, when one person is labeled as funny and everyone laughs at every joke they crack, no matter how stupid.
Zezima cooked a fish and got 99 cooking!

Player: Lol

Teacher: It was enormously broad.
Lol Farmer: That's what she said!
Class: Lol
by Pantho May 16, 2009
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scab farmer

Generally used to refer to a filthy person with gross habits. Assuming they're already gross enough to continually pick at scabs and eat them. Meth addicts are often associated with this term as they constantly pick at their scabs and eat them to get residual meth in the blood.
Uugghh! That dude looks like a total scab farmer!
by carboncobalt July 12, 2014
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lesbian farmer

the true form of 5 seconds of summer’s member Ashton Irwin. He thrives with good looks, golden locks and the most beautiful outfit known to mankind. Nowadays he may be confused as to what people mean by the lesbian farmer, but only true fans understand the inner beauty of Ashton Irwin aka the lesbian farmer.
Luke Hemmings: “why are you searching lesbian farmer? is that your kink?”
Calum Hood: “no! Ashton Irwin is my kink, this is just for research
by ghostofyou August 10, 2018
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farmer fairy

A gay or gay-curious guy that uses a farmers daughter to get to her dad, the farmer. Prevalent in areas with low gay populations- the Midwest and Minnesota.
Damn dude, did you know that Cory was a farmer fairy? He just dated Nicole just to get to her farmer daddy, Bryant?
by BulleitRye August 31, 2022
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