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Farmer's Hanky

The act of blowing your nose by a combination of covering one nostril with a finger and clearing the other with a powerful nasal blast of air, for use when a suitable snot receptacle isn't available. Popluar with farmers and footballers and useful in the right situation, but not really acceptable among polite company. Unless you're desperate of course.
Look away love, I'm going to have to do a Farmer's Hanky
by TheWoodsman December 21, 2010
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Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.
John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call
by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010
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The Farmers league

Dangerous organization of geologist that discuss minerals like gold, platinum, uranium and coal. The organization doesn't like the coal mineral due to some historical moments. This organization is dangerous and should be locked up. They also like football players like mbappe.
by Cristo Ronald suwiii January 19, 2022
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Farrel

He is a sweet guy, with a big heart. Eventhough sometimes he is shy, but he can comfort you once you get to know him. He is also cute , funny, and quite. He doesnt talk much. But it will be fun if you talk with him face to face.
Farrel is a sweet guy
by Names.meaning November 12, 2018
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Famelet

When the fame goes to someone’s head, they become a “famelet”. Originally used by Pyrocynical in a rant video about Emma Chamberlain.
Oh yeah Millie Bobby Brown is a total famelet
by k4yluh December 10, 2018
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farmerous

When a county has many farmers living in it, it is said to be very farmerous.
Central London is not a very farmerous county.
by An Angry Banker June 15, 2014
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The Farmer

a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats
Jim is quite the Farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. Next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. Some say the greatest Farmer of all time
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2008
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